The bird atop the pole

Today I was driving down 75 East towards Miami. On the long stretch of flat, straight highway, plains on the left, jungle on the right, there wasn't much to keep you interested.

Atop these tall white lamp posts there were regularly speckled birds. Simply standing there. However this one pole stood out because there were two birds. One was smaller and black.

As I approached, I saw the black bird poop right off the pole. It seemed majestic. I was lucky. I had not paid much attention to the birds or poles until this point. I thought that was pretty cool timing.

But then as I drive past the pole at 75 miles an hour, all that poop lands right on my windshield! Oh the coincidence! And I had just washed my windshield this morning too. Lol.